After Britain's vote to leave the EU, some members of the public are understandably worried about the consequences for their day-to-day lives. This guide covers some of the most frequently asked questions.
1. Can I still eat hummus? Yes.
2. Can Scotland qualify for Euro 2020 now? Absolutely not.
3. Oh shit. Is my cleaner an EU citizen? Probably.
4. Is this how Nazi Germany started? No. They had better sausages, for one thing.
5. Can I still get shitfaced and trash my Ibiza/Mallorca/Cyprus/Alicante hotel room? Yes, but it will cost more and you might need to pay for travel insurance if you still want your stomach pumped afterwards.
6. Is Donald Trump king of England now? No.
7. When are they going to let David Dimbleby go to bed? Hopefully soon.
8. What if other countries now hold their own referenda? At least we'll have a lot of good pun opportunities.
9. Can I sweepingly write off the 17 million people who voted leave as stupid bigots who won't even try to be inclusive or sympathetic? Sure, if you like irony!
10. Are you totally sure about the hummus thing? Yes.